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19 Texts From Straight Men That Need To Be Studied In An Anthropology Class

*sets phone on fire* H/T str8boytexts

First of all, they have literally zero chill.

First of all, they have literally zero chill.

Twitter: @str8boytexts

Like, NONE AT ALL.

Like, NONE AT ALL.

Twitter: @str8boytexts

And they don’t make very good jokes sometimes.

And they don't make very good jokes sometimes.

Twitter: @str8boytexts

Like, why can’t you just have a normal convo??????

Like, why can't you just have a normal convo??????

Twitter: @str8boytexts

It’s 12:46 p.m. for god’s sake!!!!

It's 12:46 p.m. for god's sake!!!!

Twitter: @str8boytexts

THIS IS UNACCEPTABLE.

THIS IS UNACCEPTABLE.

Twitter: @str8boytexts

They have VERY short-term memory.

They have VERY short-term memory.

Twitter: @str8boytexts

They don’t always excel in reading comprehension.

They don't always excel in reading comprehension.

Twitter: @str8boytexts

And they don’t always, uh…get the hint.

And they don't always, uh...get the hint.

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They think casual conversation is always “leading them on.”

They think casual conversation is always "leading them on."

Twitter: @str8boytexts

They don’t know wtf “NO” means.

They don't know wtf "NO" means.

Twitter: @str8boytexts

I mean.

I mean.

Twitter: @str8boytexts

Not only are they sometimes delusional, THEY’RE JUST STRAIGHT-UP WRONG.

Not only are they sometimes delusional, THEY'RE JUST STRAIGHT-UP WRONG.

Twitter: @str8boytexts

Did I mention that they have no chill?

Did I mention that they have no chill?

Twitter: @str8boytexts

They don’t listen to NO.

They don't listen to NO.

Twitter: @str8boytexts

They take delicious, everyday things like Pringles and ruin them.

They take delicious, everyday things like Pringles and ruin them.

Twitter: @str8boytexts

They don’t know how to put their phones down.

They don't know how to put their phones down.

Twitter: @str8boytexts

They seriously don’t know how to just have a conversation.

They seriously don't know how to just have a conversation.

Twitter: @str8boytexts

And, honestly, they can be so fragile.

And, honestly, they can be so fragile.

Twitter: @str8boytexts

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