1-2-3, who doesn’t love a good Britney video orgy?
The “If U Seek Amy” Ritzy Orgy:
You know, the “If U Seek Amy” orgy looked *insert volcano dripping of cum emoji*. It felt like a first-class orgy where diamond-studded dildos were slung and poppers were called by its French name. But this orgy isn’t at the top of the list because we missed it. Everyone was wiped off, all of the boys and all of the girls were passed out from their begging, and Britney was getting back to her seemingly perfect pie-making Stepford Wives lifestyle. (Flawless video tho.)
The “Womanizer” Restaurant Orgy:
Lollipop. The “Womanizer” restaurant orgy was classic Britney…. if classic Britney was into vanilla sex. The single was instrumental to the success of the early second-half of her career — it was dubbed the “comeback” after YOU-KNOW-WHAT. The single proved Britney wasn’t going anywhere, but the video’s AC-a-pumpin’ restaurant orgy didn’t add much to Brit’s orgyography. Despite the insanely hot womanizing lead, the “Womanizer” orgy feels second-rate compared to Brit’s orgies of past. BUT DAMN BRIT LOOKS GOOD.