“The seasonal treat will sweep you off your feet!”
Jingle Jangle comes in a pixie stick, lasts for three days, and makes people act like this:
And people can’t help but think of the Riverdale drug while they’re just tryna do their grocery shopping:
I meannnnn, it even comes in ICE CREAM form! A ghoulie’s dream!
Trader Joe’s Jingle Jangle was introduced years ago. It’s just a fun name that plays off of sleigh bells referenced in Christmas carols, since it is a holiday item. It’s also a fun way to describe the sound customers might hear when they give the tin can a shake.
So, there you have it, you’re safe to consume TJ’s Jingle Jangle without having to worry about the wrath of Black Hood.