Wizards are gross.
As you well know, J.K. Rowling has been consistently providing new and illuminating writing about the Harry Potter universe on Pottermore.
But there’s one piece of writing on the site that’s so shocking, it’ll change how you see the wizarding world.
I’m talking, of course, about wizard poop.
Just look at this actual excerpt from Rowling’s entry about the Chamber of Secrets: