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Would You Be A Better Date Than My New Man?

You probably don’t even measure up to him, but you can try.

This is my new gentleman friend, Percy. He is superb. Do you think you compare to him at all? I doubt it, but I guess we’ll find out.

This is my new gentleman friend, Percy. He is superb. Do you think you compare to him at all? I doubt it, but I guess we'll find out.

We have smooched twice.

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