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Please, MTV, Do Not Honor The Last Of Us’ Gross Zombie Kiss

Every year, the MTV Movie Awards roll around and nominate a bunch of films and TV shows in some normal categories (Best Movie, Best Performance) and some not normal categories (Best Villain, “Best Duo”). It’s not a huge deal, the show is little more than an excuse to sell some ads, but one of this

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Final Fantasy Remasters Restore Intro Credits, Fonts Still Bad

When Square Enix’s range of Final Fantasy remasters for PC and mobile were first unveiled a couple of years back, fans were quick to notice something: not only had the game’s traditional pixel font been replaced, but they’d been replaced by new, tiny little letters that were an assault on the senses. Skyward Sword HD

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Shigeru Miyamoto Has Thoughts About The Super Mario Bros. Movie

The wait is finally over: The Super Mario Bros. Movie is out. The journey here has been filled with some of the best side-splitting memes, ingenious ad campaigns, and revealing method acting from Illumination Entertainment’s star-studded Hollywood cast. However, the Super Mario Bros. movie brouhaha has been significantly lacking sound bites from Mario creator Shigeru

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Hogwarts Legacy Proves Harry Potter Should Leave Slytherin Behind

When I was a kid at the peak of Harry Potter mania, I considered myself a Slytherin. As a child, I didn’t think much about the larger connotations of that. As an angsty emo kid, it felt like an extension of identifying as an edgy little shit when all my friends proudly proclaimed they were

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I Tried The Super Mario Bros. Movie Hot Sauce And Lived

A few days after I made fun of the Super Mario Bros. bath bombs for resembling pee, a company reached out to ask if I’d like to review their line of SMB hot sauce. Before long, a set of truffle-flavored hot sauce bottles arrived at the Kotaku office. As a spice lover, this was either

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Diablo IV Devs On How They’ll Keep You Hooked For 100s of Hours

If it’s anything like previous games in the series, Diablo IV will only take a couple dozen hours to finish the main story. But for many players, that’s when the game really gets started, letting you fine-tune your character’s build and take on ever more difficult dungeons in pursuit of better and better loot. Diablo

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OK, These Elden Ring Mods Are Getting Outta Control

I was scrolling my TikTok (the social media app governments love to ban), enjoying the usual Elden Ring memes, when I stumbled upon a new mod that lets you call up and hop into jets and tanks to murk fools in The Lands Between. This mod pack is broken af, and I couldn’t stop laughing.

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News: Paul Ortiz named Special Teams Player of the Week

The CIF has announced that place kicker Paul Ortiz has been named Special Teams Player of the Week for his performance in the Week 5 60-22 victory over the Topeka Tropics. Ortiz, who signed with the Beef on March 27th, hit field goals of 38 and 26 yards and went 3 for 4 on extra

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YouTuber Is Building All Of BotW in Minecraft

Minecraft is a video game that offers plenty of opportunity for creative output, one whose versatility appeals to players with all kinds of interests and ambitions. Some folks get high and try to make a perfect circle out of square blocks, while others create functioning phones and other impressive devices. Now, a new project may

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The Hardest Resident Evil 4 Remake Puzzles Have Easy Solutions

When you’re not getting lost in Resident Evil 4 remake protagonist Leon’s dreamy abs, you might find yourself trapped in an uncomfortable reality filled with puzzles—some difficult, and some simply annoying. I don’t know why RE4’s imposing castle and outskirts are packed with elaborate, burdensome puzzle pieces when, in many cases, I’m sure a quaint

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